Badgey (Combat Pet)
Badgey was a hologram designed by Ensign Sam Rutherford in the form of an anthropomorphic Starfleet insignia, meant to train Starfleet personnel in matters relating to mission objectives, however each time he has been activated, the program invariably goes haywire and at least slightly homicidal. Starfleet has since attempted to repurpose his unstable codebase on several occasions before giving up. It is unknown who finally was brave enough to embrace his glitches and turn Badgey into a combat assistant, but the galaxy is a strange place.
Badgey lasts 2 minutes and will stab things on your behalf during that time, unless it is first destroyed by other means.
Badgey (Vanity Pet variants)
Non-combat pet.
A young Ensign first designed the holo-program upon which these modern variants are loosely based. While the core programming of the original had an unfortunate tendency to become somewhat homicidal and megalomaniacal, these simpler versions on offer should have such glitches removed, in addition to any semblance of stabbing functionality.